From a spam message I received today, advertising a product to increase a portion of my anatomy:

See WWW # [SITENAME] # NET. Replace # with .

This is like a rattlesnake trying to avoid being bitten by other rattlesnakes. (I had to remove the original sitename because I started getting hit by bots searching for that URL. Which, to run the metaphor into the ground, is like picking up a two-headed rattlesnake to show it to someone and getting bit. Twice.