April 29, 2006

Blackmail Spam

From my junkmail folder: Spammer offers to kill self, and he's taking his dog down with him

Hi, may i present you freshest hot stuff? ;)

I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here ([http://url removed]) are bad.

Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..

Wish it was an either/or thing. Actually, since he has the sequence of actions in that order, I could email him back to say that the prices are bad and he wouldn't figure it out that crossing the first item off his To Do list made completing the second item impossible.

Posted by johndanseven at April 29, 2006 07:51 PM