Where We Are

Locations of GPA Chapters. Red=BH-BL, Green=O'Rourke, Purple=Niskayuna, Blue=Clarkson, Grey=SUNY Cobleskill, Brown=Worcester

There are currently four chapters of the Gnome Protection Agency (all in New York State), the Burnt Hills-Ballston Lake Chapter, Niskayuna Chapter, Clarkson Chapter, and O'Rourke Chapter. To join one, e-mail me specifying which chapter you wish to join and I will send you all the necessary materials (membership card, further info, etc.).

The GPA started at the Burnt Hills-Ballston Lake Chapter, and soon spread to all the other ones. This is still the base of operations for the agency, though a new headquarters is currently being set up at Clarkson University, in Potsdam, NY. This will hopefully be set up by the end of this year. Furthermore, several founding members currently left on missionary missions to SUNY Cobleskill and Worcester State College in Massachusetts. We hope that they might succeed in setting up local chapters in these areas. If there is not a chapter of the GPA in your general location, start your own! Tell me what you want to call it and I will send everything you need via e-mail.

If you do decide to join the GPA, your only responsibilities will be to promote the GPA and protest the scientific exploitation and imprisonment of Gnomes (in anyway you choose befitting). Start petitions, hold demonstrations, write letters to protest to your senator and representatives, do whatever you think will benefit the cause.