Annual Pep Band Awards

Awards by year:
April 2007
April 2006
April 2005
April 2004
April 2003
April 2002
April 2001
April 1999

Scavenger Hunts by year:
January 2001
November 2000


Ninth Annual Pep Band Awards Picnic

April 2007

This was quite a year for the band, which can only mean that there are plenty of awards to go around which are now presented to you for your viewing pleasure.

Cutest Couple Rob Allen
Rob "Banjo" Cully
Cutest Couple Honorable Mention Luke Edsall
Brian "Butters" DeCann
Mr. One Liner  Bassem Almuti
Mr. One Liner Honoralbe Mention Ken Nurczynski
Damn it feels good to be a Yankees fan Rani Almuti
Bananas in Pajamas Andrew Arvanites
Sexiled  Kerri Benzenberg
Alex "Mouse" Remmer
"Can you here me now?" Kimo Brandon
Nature Enthusiast Erich Brandt
Jeff Griswold
Sam Parker
"Why didn’t we go to a state school?" Aka "You have a hot girlfriend" Nate Brinkman
"…in a box" Jon Brown
Freshman Party Room  Jesse Burton
Nate "Ham" Plumeau
Evan Thompson
Hunter Preston
Most likely to be a Music Major Rodney Bush
Most likely to sleep in a corner Chris Cameron
Someone find that kid's off switch! Rob "Banjo" Cully
Durka Durka Drunka Drunka Megan Durkee
Best Breakup Note Brian "Butters" DeCann
Angry Missionary Sex  Tina Dupre
Jeff Schurr
Most likely to be infuriated by the previous award Tina Dupre
Same Cycle Luke Edsall
Tina Dupre
English as a Second Language Lorrraine Gauthier
Drunkest President Alex G
David Blaine Zach Gibbons
Play that funky music white boy Stephen "Steve-O" Gnade
Horse Whisperer Jessica Golden
T.I.T. (Tuba in Training) Thomas Hawrylik
Brent Pomeroy
Erich Brandt
Can I see you boobies? Matt Healy
Most likely to have vodka in her cooter Michaele-Lynne Jacot
Most likely to have Vodka on his dick Travis Reed
CUSA Spy David James
Best Halloween Costume Matt "JFK" Keil
Ryan St.Paul
Most likely to watch "Pirates" by himself Michael Kent
Boner Matt Kimak
Kristiaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn!!!!!!!! Kristian Landstrom
Most likely to find Banjo's offswitch Jessica Lewis
Storm the Mansion James Licata
Taxi Driver Max "Powers" Martin
The Big Papa Alex McBrien
Stalker  Nathan Meddaugh
Most likely to fool everybody with store-made pies James Panning
"Where's Padmé!?" Chris "Candy Ass" Parry
Most improved Bandie Kaitlynn Penoyer
Vanessa Vickery
Yellow Fever Michael Petrarca
First Annual "Ham Porter" award Nate "Ham" Plumeau
Most likely to have his car light on fire Hunter Preston
Asian Persuasion Samantha Raut
Red-Shirt Bandie Travis Reed
The Other Senior Girl Danielle Renodin
Senior Spy Jeff Schurr
I Don't Drink Ryan St.Paul
Sloppy Schoolie Evan Thompson
AZN Tourist Vanessa Vickery
AZN Tourist Honorable mention Samantha Raut
Save a horse, Ride a goalie Leslie Woods
Most likely to sleep through a Road Trip Devin Woodward
Least likely to show Matt Healy her Boobies Samantha Wyant
Trombone Saw Bassem Almuti
Most improved quiz Rani Alumuti
Beer Ambassador Jon Brown
Alex G
Freshman Bitch  Jesse Burton
Freshman Bitch Honorable Mention Nate "Ham" Plumeau
Ram Rod Rodney Bush
Doug Trojan Brian "Butters" DeCann
And a 1, and a 2… Ken Nurczynski
…and a Ball Sack Luke Edsall
J'aime David Cayer Lorraine Gauthier
Knight in Shining Armor Rob Allen
Earlist Boot Stephen "Steve-O" Gnade
Elbow Elbow Wrist Wrist Jessica Golden
Most Likely to be Commited Jeff Griswold
Most Likely to be Commited Honorable Mention Rob "Banjo" Culley
Intramural Allstar Matt Healy
Intramural Allstar Honorable mention Stefan Widomski
Paula Jacot ver. 2.0 Michaele-Lynn Jacot
Jumbotron Cameo Matt "JFK" Keil
Born Again Bandie Matt Kimak
Wanna Make Out Kristian Landstrom
The Boulder  Alex McBrien
Make me a sandwich, Bitch!!! Nathan Meddaugh
Too Cool for Stairs Ken Nurczynski
I've got hoes in different area codes James Panning
Gank Squad Chris Cameron
Chris Parry
Travis Creamer
Rob Cully
Leslie Woods
Alex Remmer
Sam Parker
Max Martin
Devin Woodward
Tina Dupre
Kaitlynn Penoyer
Jessica Golden
Michaele-Lynne Jacot
Sam Wyant
Gank Squad Honorable Mention Jeff Schurr
Hooked on Fonix Did'nt Kwite Werk 4 MEe Alex "Mouse" Remmer
The 3rd Annual John P. Dudus Hans-Erik Siewertsen
Mark Frascatore Jr. Ryan St.Paul
"Pretty Fuckin'" Evan Thompson
"This One Time, at a Band Party…" Leslie Woods
Creamer? I Barely Know Her! Travis Creamer
Most likely to hit on Chris Cameron Samantha Wyant
Most likely to hit on Chris Cameron Honorable Mention Megan Durkee
Most likely to Steal a Tree Brian "Butters" DeCann
Brian Walden Luke Edsall
Shillwanna Lorraine Gauthier
Most likely to take it to the bank Alex G
Bennedict Arnold Stephen "Steve-O" Gnade
Most likely to lead bandies into the Ghetto Matt Healy
"I've heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth!" Michaele-Lynn Jacot
"I've heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth!" Honoralbe Mention Travis Reed
Jailbait  Kristian Landstrom
Kiss the Rings Alex McBrien
Rookie of the Year Nate "Ham" Plumeau
Hot Lips Houlahan Leslie Woods
"MIA" Hunter Preston
The "Other" Gank Squad Travis Creamer
Chris Parry
Sam Parker
Wrong Place, Wrong Time Travis Creamer
Nate D Man Of The Year Tony Collins

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Eighth Annual Pep Band Awards Picnic

April 2006

The long awaited 2005-2006 Pep Band awards are finally here!! The Freshmen class for this year was HUGEEEE and the awards again this year are plentiful.

 

One Man Band Award
Mr Rob Allen
2nd Annual John Dudus Award
Bassem Almuti
Cymbol Chick Award
Andrew Arvanites
Day Walker
Kate Bellor
Most Likely to get the E-board Arrested
Kerri Benzenberg
T.I.T
Brian Bonnell
Red Shirt
Kimo Brandon
Most Likely to Take a Shit on the Side of the Road
Nate Brinkman
M.I.L.F
Jon Brown
Club ’99 Award
Rachael Brown
Hot Sister Award
Chris Cameron
Best Halloween Costume
Brent Carey
Syphilis Award
Joseph Cipollina
Indian Jones Award
Travis Creamer
Scavenger Hunt
Robert Cully
Homewrecker Award
Brian DeCann
Most Improved Bandie
Tina Dupre
Museltof
Megan Durkee
Freshman Stalker award
Luke Edsall
Most Sober President
Eleni Filios
Most Likely to get Lost Following a Caravan
Lorraine Gauthier
Canacucka Fucka
Alex G
Irish Jig Award
Stephen Gnade
Princess Award
Jess Golden
Princess Award Honorable Mention
David James
Best White Rapper
Matt Healy
I Don’t Drink Award
Ml Jacot
Sig Chi Award
David James
H Pi
Matt "JFK" Keil
Freshman Pimp
Kristian Landstrom
Most Likely to Think a Lamp is Thirsty
Gabe LaPierta
Most Likely to Get His Name Off a Hair Dryer
Max "Powers" Martin
Towny Extraordinaire
Marty McDermott
Buy 1 get 2 Free Amazing Misdeal Award
Jon Mesick
Egg Shot Extraordinaire
Ken Nurczynski
Bozo the Clown Award
James Panning
Most Likely to Need Fresh Air
Sam Parker
Skin Flutist
Vinnie Pascucci
Band Mother
Sarah Philips
Band Mother Fucker
Brent Carey
Rookie of the Year
Alex "Mouse" Remmer
Knight Rider
Danielle Renodin
Burger Prince
Jeff Schurr
Rice Burner Wanna Be
Chris Sherry
Me Rove You Rong Time (Asian Sucky Sucky Award)
Hans-Erik Siewertsen
I Love Video Games Award
John Solsky
Most Likely to Shower with a Hockey Player
Bridget Spooner
50 Cent Break Dance Award
Ryan St. Paul
Cleavage Pool Award
Jamie Stahl
Most Piercing
Vanessa Vickery
Beer Goggles Award
Matt Volkmann
Sketchy Backpack Award
Scott Walker
Stevie Wonder Award
Stefan Widomski
Best Dressed Bandie
Leslie Woods
Most Likely to get Arrested for Endangerment of a Child
Sam Wyant
Brian Walden Award
Joe Zaffarano
Old Balls Kevin Grover
I Learned How to Talk Over the Summer Award
Bassem Almuti
Beer Ambassador
Kimo Brandon
Swamp Ass Award
Jon Brown
Swamp Ass Award Honorable Mention
Matt "JFK" Keil
Mostly Likely to Bring a “Water Bottle” Award
Chris Cameron
Nate D. Man of the Year
Brent Carey
Ninja Turtle Award
Joseph Cipollina
Afro/Pig Tails Award
Rob Cully
Eat Your Ham Award
Tina Dupre
Most Likely to Makeout With Candy Ass
Alex "Mouse" Remmer
Most Likely to Wear a Hoodie with a “Fat Bag” Stain
Luke Edsall
Sack Tap Award
Eleni Filios
Wake up With the King Award
Lorraine Gauthier
Brent Carey’s Lover
Alex G
Brent Carey’s Lover Honorable Mention Sarah Philips
Biggest Nastiest Porn Collection
Kevin "Grandpa" Grover
Most Likely to Kill a Yankee’s Fan
Matt Healy
Uncle Buck
Matt "JFK" Keil
Dreadal All-Star
Gabe LaPietra
Mile High Club
Jon Mesick
Most Likely to be Cock Blocked by Jon Brown
Sam Parker
I Have Candy (aka Candy Ass) Award
Chris "Candy Ass" Parry
Facebook Whore
Alex "Mouse" Remmer
Redneck Award
Andrew Potocek
Most Likely to be a Music Major
Stefan Widomski
Most Likely to be a Music Major Honarble Mention
Nate Brinkman
Candy Necklace Thong Award
Leslie Woods
Cutest Couple
Joe Zaffarano
Cutest Couple
Kevin Grover
Cutest Couple Honorable Mention
Kate Bellor
Cutest Couple Honorable Mention Brian DeCann
Most Organized VP
Brent Carey
Tetherball
Rob "Banjo" Cully
Caffeine is Better Than Cocaine
Tina Dupre
Best Fu Man-Chu
Matt Healy
Meet the Spooners
Gabe LaPietra
I Love Genny’s Cream Ale
Jon Mesick
Holy Haircut Batman
Chris "Candyass" Parry
Most Likely to be Lesbians
Megan Durkee
Most Likely to be Lesbians
Leslie Woods
Most Likely to be Lesbians
Alex "Mouse" Remmer
2 Nuts Rob "Banjo" Cully
2 Nuts Ryan St. Paul
Most Pissed Off Freshman in FPR
Chris "Candyass" Parry
Most Pissed Off Freshman in FPR Honorable Mention
Travis Creamer
Most Pissed Off Freshman in FPR Honorable Mention Chris Cameron
Most Pissed Off Freshman in FPR Honorable Mention Rob "Banjo" Cully
Most Likely Not to Give out her Daughter’s Cell Phone Number
Paula Jacot
MacGyver Jon Grosodonia
Gank Squad Kristian Landstrom, Steve-O, Kimo Brandon, Andy Potocek, Ryan St. Paul, Jon Brown, Andrew Arvanites, Matt Healy, Jeff Schurr, Vanessa Vickery, John Solsky

 

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Seventh Annual Pep Band Awards Picnic

April 2005

Here they are, the official 2004-2005 Pep Band Awards. We had a lot of cool people this year, so naturally we had a lot of awards. Again, there was no one winner in the photo scavenger hunt. Without further adieu (or however you spell it), here are the awards.

Award Recipient
Kenny G. Award Abby Peer
“I Don’t Drink” Award

Alex G
"Gospel" Jon Brown

Most Likely to Get Carsick on a Suicide Allyson Perkins
Most Likely to Bum a Clove Bonez
Kip Dynamite Award Bryan Duffy
Mr. Potato Head Award Danielle Renodin
“Hi Duffy!” Award Erin Duffy
Most Likely to be a Music Major Gabe LaPietra
Most Likely to be a Music Major Honorable Mention Eleni Filios
Multitalented Trumpet Award Jeff Ward
Most Likely to be Stalked Allyson Perkins
Stalker Award Brent Whitehead
Princess Leia Award Jessie Cunningham
Pop a Chub Award Matt “JFK” Keil
“I Abstain” Award Joe Heartline
Most Likely to Quit Drinking the Most Times Adam Barnello
Apple Bob Champion Brett Gobe
Most Likely to Go to Practice and Not Practice Erin Duffy
Savior To The Drum Section Award Joe Z.
Most Likely to Boot in a Moving Vehicle Jared Heinl
Best School Spirit Outfit John Mesick
Sig Chi Award Myke LaVarnway
Hide in the Ditch Award Bassem Almuti
Graveyard Award Kate Bellor
Best New Cheer Darb
Most Likely to Have a Foreign Bartender Remember Them Eleni Filios
Xena “EIEIEIEIEIE!” Award Lindsay Shwarting
“I’m Gonna Die From an Asthma Attack” Award Rob Austin
“The CD Just Skipped” Award Brent Carey
Most Likely to Get Run Over by a Canoe Jake Nichols
New England Bandwagon Award Rob “Hovaries”Hover
Quad Kid Award Ryan St. Paul
$60.00 Cab Ride Award Bill Feldman
Most Quotable Person Matt “JFK” Keil
Best "Skin" Floutist Award Dustin Jones
Best “Skin” Floutist Honorable Mention Darb
Napoleon Dynamite Award Eleni Filios
Most Likely to Show Up on a Milk Carton Chris Waits

Broomball Awards

Adam Barnello
Intramural All-Star Joe Sherwood
“Clark, You Just missed Superman” Award Scott Mead
Most Red Lights Run Kevin Grover
Gold Shlager Award Brent Carey
“I Disagree” Award Brian Decann
Most Paranoid Freshman in FPR Award Alex G
H4X0rz Skillz Award James Panning
SBG Award Luke Edsall
Hott Sister Award Steve Gnade
Cymbal Chick Award Brent Whitehead
Most Likely To Pretend to be a Bush Outside a Hockey Players House Jamie Stahl
Most Likely to Burp Chocolate Syrup Eleni Filios
Special Brownie Award Matt Healey
Beer Ambassador John Mesick
Most Offensive Defenseman Adam Barnello
Storming the Castle Award Dustin Jones
Storming The Castle Honorable Mention Rick James
Too Cool For The United States Award Rain Gauthier
Most Likely to be Teabagged by a Camera Kate Bellor
Best Before and After Pictures Matt “JFK” Keil
Most Likely to Pretend He Wants to Get In a Fight Darb
“11A” Award Jake Nichols
Making Out With The Wall Award Bill Feldman
Stop Pajama Time Award Joe Sherwood
Kevin Grover P&C Wild Card Award Kevin Grover
Most Likely to Call Leni Rick James
Most Likely to Call Leni Honorable Mention Darb
Turkey Bowling Award Matt “JFK” Keil
Conquistador Award Hanz Siewertsen
Best Company Award Joe Sherwood
Buss Buddy “Bitch” Award Matt Healey
“Raise The Rachel” Award Rachael Brown
Most Likely to be Ripped Apart by an
Old Yankees Fan
Rob “Hovaries”Hover
Most Likely to Talk to Barn for Hours About Nothing Ryan St. Paul
Best Halloween Costume Brent Carey
Most Likely to be Late for Practice Due To the Ladies Club Team Shower David James
Most Likely to Not Change or Shower for an Entire Weekend “Smelly Kid” Award Luke Edsall
Most Likely To Strip Down to Their Skivies on the Ice Scott Mead
Most Likely to Have Visitors at Games Steve Gnade
Old Balls Award Jamie Stahl
Most Likely to Badmouth Canadians on Their Own Soil Darb
Pa-Rum Pa Pum Pum Award Tom Spies
“Who Brought That Guy?” Award Tony Carter
Best Double/Triple Fister… Drinking Rachael Brown
Fung Shui Award John P. Dudus
Most Likely to Puke After a Barley Moe Joe Z.
Princess Award David James
Princess Award Honorable Mention Kate Bellor
Best Dressed Bandie Joe Heartline
Best Cross Dresser Hanz Siewertsen
“She Might Be Puking Now, but She’ll Be Sucking My Dick Later” Award Kevin Grover
TIT Award (Tuba In Training) Luke Edsall
Nastiest Winter Sports Apparel Award Doug Trojan
Most Likely to Shove a Beer Can in The Toilet Chris Waits
Most Likely to Clog The Toilet Brent Carey
Most Likely to Boot in The Toilet Gabe LaPietra
Most Likely to Break The Toilet Rob Allen
Most Talkative Drunk Tony Carter
Quietest Bandie Tom Spies
Most Improved Bandie Matt Healey
Fourth Annual Brian Walden Award Gabe LaPietra
Sixth Annual Eric Democko Award “Gospel” John Brown
First Annual John P. Dudus Award John P. Dudus
“It’s Not An Orgy, It’s a Ham Sandwich” Award Chris Waits
Nate D. Man of the Year Award Kevin Grover
Rookie of the Year “Gospel” John Brown
Team Freshman Rob Allen
John Solsky
Gank Squad

Bassem Almuti
David James
Brian Decann
Hanz Siewertsen
James Panning
Matt "JFK" Keil
Kate Bellor
Tony Carter

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The Sixth Annual Pep Band Awards Picnic

April, 2004

'03-'04 certainly was an awesome time, and these awards are proof. Another thing, there were so many great pictures from the road trip this year, that there was not an individual winner of the scavenger hunt. HEY! Red Horn Kid!!!
Award Recipient
Most Improved Bandie Luke Edsall
Sloppy Schoolie

Alicen with a C
Schoolie Pete (HM)

Most Likely to be a Music Major James Panning
Best New Cheer Adam Barnello
"Jump for Joy Cornell"
Jake Nichols
"...and Moose is a tool!"
Fifth Annual Eric Democko Award Rob Austin
Third Annual Nate D. Man Of The Year Award Rob Austin
SBG Award Rob the Douchebag
Red Horn Kid Award Rob Hover
"Oh no, it's the cops!" Award Brent Carey
The Black Market Tycoon Award Jake Nichols
Most likely to arrive early to a game to see a goalie bend over Allyson with a Y
Most Likely to Break the Clarkson Cup Brian Decann
Most Likely to get the E-Board Arrested Rob the Douchebag
The Housekeeping Award Tony Carter
Club '99 Award Nate D.
Bill Feldman
Should have gone to Club '99 Award Moose
The Bill Gates Award Dave James
Banana Smasher Award
AKA-The Peanut Butter Jelly Time Award
Chris Waits
Roadtrip Power Hour Award J. Rob
Adam Caswell
Halloween Party Best Costume Award Rob the Douchebag
The "I feel as though" Award
Leni Filios
The "Just because I'm talking doesn't mean I'm drunk" Award Kate Bellor
The Future Statistician Award Brad Pettengill
Bassem Almuti
The Potential Ambulance Award Hans-Erik Siewertsen
Most Likely to Have a Loose G-String Jared Heinl
Best Dressed Bandie John Grosodonia
Too Cool for a State School Award Rein
Red Shirt Award Jon Mesick
Apple Bob WORLD Champion Nate Dudek
Rookie of the Year Matt (JFK) Keil
The "Let's go boys!!!!" Award Amber Ross
The "I Decline" Award
John Dudus
Gank Squad

Leni Filios
Rob the Douchebag
Schoolie Pete
Brent Carey
Joe Z.

Cymbal Chick Award Erin Duffy
Racheal Redden
Jamie Stahl
Intramural All Star Joe Sherwood
Matt Giroux (HM)
Too Drunk to see award Leni Filios
Chris Waits
Beer Ambassador Kevin Grover

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The Fifth Annual Pep Band Awards Picnic

April, 2003
Ahh, 2002-2003. What an excellent year...s. Here's the list of all the people who made this season special. Short-bus special.

Award Recipient
Most Improved Bandie Joe Sherwood
Sloppy Schoolie Pete Dunbar
Most Likely to be a Music Major Brad Pettengil
Best New Cheer Adam Barnello
"Oompa Loompa"
Fourth Annual Eric Democko Award Joe Zaffarano
Second Annual Nate D. Man Of The Year Award John Dudus
SBG Award Chad Brink
Jeff Plante Lifetime Achievement Award Brett Gobe
Benedict Arnold Award Nick Radley
Worst Bweezenis Manager Ever Rob Hover
Most likely to miss every goal of the season cause he/she is too busy making out with his or her girlfriend/boyfriend Brian Walden
Jen Truesdail
Most Likely to Miss All the Fun at the Hotel Meg Redmond
Most Likely to Need a Breath of Fresh Air Chris Page
Most Likely to Bum a Clove Brett Gobe
Brian Walden
Old Balls Award Nicole Ring
17, 18, 19, YEAH! Award John Dudus
Hot Dog Eating Contest Winner Rob Grogan
Finder's Keepers Adam Caswell
Loser's Weepers Hoveries
Read Your Job Description Award Brian Walden
Best Trumpet Joe Sherwood
Rick "Moose" James(HM)
Flour Power Award Nicole Ring
Most Yardage at the Christmas Party Adam Caswell
Victoria's Secret Award Nate Dudek
Crispy Creme Award Chris Waits
A.C. Slater Award Officer Gonzales
Threesome Award Jeremy Roberts
Way to Show Up on Time This Year Award Molly Malone
You're a Big Puss Award Jon Otter
Afro Award Adam Searlman
Rick "Moose" James (HM)
Red Shirt Award Jared Heinel
Liv Tyler Award Scott Meade
Chocolate Shake Award Rob Wolleben
Beer Ambassador Award Walden's Roommates
Clutch Goalie Award Joe Terri
Apple Bob Champion Nate Dudek
Most Likely to Be Drunk at Every Game Leni Filios
Third Annual Brian Walden Award Rob Grogan
Rookie of the Year Brent Carey
Most Likely to have Mono and Drink Anyway Jake Nichols
Third Annual Pep Band Scavenger Hunt Leni Filios
Joe Zaffarano
Allyson Perkins
Broomball Bash Longest Ice Slide Brett Gobe
Broomball Bash Fastest Ice Sprint Walden sucked at his job
Broomball Bash Dizzy Broom Relay Race Winners Walden sucked at his job
Gank Squad Adam Barnello (C)
Adam Caswell (Dr)
Brad Pettengil
John Dudus
Chris Waits
Cymbal Chick Award Bill Feldman
Intramural All Star Brian Walden
Joe Sherwood (HM)
Honorable Mention Award Chris Page
Rick "Moose" James (HM)

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The Fourth Annual Pep Band Awards Picnic

April, 2002
After two years of not recording the awards, the awards list for the 2001-2002 season has ben salvaged. Here's the awards, and remember if you didn't get one this year, try harder next year.

Award Recipient
Most Improved Bandie John Dudus
Most Likely to go to the Bar Serena Dibble
Most Likely to be a Music Major Eric Fortune
Most Likely to Try Anything Twice Serena Dibble
Third Annual Eric Democko Award Meg Redmond
First Annual Nate D. Man Of The Year Award Brett Gobe
SBG Award Tucker Foss-Stockwell
Least Likely to Forget Their Instrument but it Doesn't Matter Because They Don't Play Anyway Rick "Moose" James
Jon Collier
Who Can Take Your Grandma Award Adam Barnello
Who Can Take A Rabbi Award Rick "Moose" James
Most Likely to Go to College for Seven Years and not Have a Doctorate Bill Jeffers
Club '99 Award Jon Otter
Most Likely to Break the Toilet at Duff's Brian Walden
Most Likely to Get Your Head Stuck Between Two Bus Seats Kevin Mosher
Most Likely to Start Shit Stacey Baldygo
Most Likely to Drive a Compact Car Jeremy Soulia
Hot Dog Eating Contest Winner Adam Barnello
"Hot Dog" Eating Contest Winner Katie Wolleben
The Silver Turd Award Tom Thomas
Most Likely to Boot in Cheel Molly Malone
Most Likely to Get Run Over by a Canoe Brad Pettengil
Most Likely to Get Sloppy Drunk and Have No One Notice Jeremy Roberts
Most Likely to Need a Cigarette Break Matt Stoffel
Most Likely to Throw Their Drink at a Hostile Crowd Nic Ring
Most Likely to Buy Beer and not Know About it Matt Stoffel
Most Likely to Be Lesbians Stacey Baldigo
Nic Ring
Jen Truesdail
Second Annual Brian Walden Award Jon Collier
Most Likely to Offer a Blowjob to Get a Freshman to Open His Hotel Room Door - AKA Take One For The Team Award Nic Ring
Matt Underhill Snackcake Award Bill Jeffers
Second Annual Pep Band Scavenger Hunt Kevin "Gumbi" Meyer
Broomball Bash Longest Ice Slide Brian Walden
Broomball Bash Fastest Ice Sprint Jon Otter
Broomball Bash Dizzy Broom Relay Race Winners Under Dispute
Gank Squad Nic Ring
Molly Malone
Meg Redmond
Tom Thomas
Brett Gobe
Cymbal Chick Award Chris Waits
Intramural All Star Jon Otter

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The Third Annual Pep Band Awards Picnic

April, 2001
It's a Miracle, after being lost and unrecorded for a year, a draft of the 2001 awards was found. Unfortunately the 2000 awards are still unrecorded, but without further ado - the 2001 awards.

Award Recipient
Best New Cheer Jeff Wager
Brett Gobe
Homebrew Award Steve Faux
Jeff Plante Lifetime Achievement Award Jarsh Beckstein
Most Improved Bando Charlie Blackmer
Who Brought That Guy Award Jeremy Soulia
Most Likely to be a Music Major Joe Vivian
Most Hazed Freshman Award Brian Walden
Fugowae Tribe Award for Directional Competence Tim Boss
Mullet Award Joe Vivian
Midget with a Mullet Award Rob Wolleben
Sloppy Schoolie Award Brian Walden
Brian Walden Award Rob Wolleben
Jeff Wager (Most Random Phrases at the Most Random Times) Award Rob Wolleben
Alcatraz Award Aaron Pagnotti
Alex Minski
Historian Who Does a Lot but No One Cares or Notices Award Matt Stoffel
Second Annual Eric Democko Award Nate Dudeck
Most Likely to Leave Their Wallet on a Street Corner and Have the Bus Driver Go Fetch it for Him, then get in an Accident and Screw up a Whole Roadtrip Rick James
Most Likely to Scare a SLU Fan with a Portable Air Horn Bill Jeffers
Uncooked Clam Award Tara Daum
Beer Embassador Award Jeff Wager
The Colgate Playa Award Jeff Wager
Kevin Mayne Award Eric Fortune
Most Likely to Get Kicked out of the Dollar Store Nic Ring
Tom Thomas
Most Likely to Throw Fruit on the Ice Brian Walden
Most Likely to Think Throwing Fruit on the Ice is Normal Brett Gobe
Jeff Wager
General Rudeness to Union Fans Award Jarsh Beckstein
Positivity Award Brian Walden
I Don't Want to Work Award Brett Gobe
Allison Baily
Tom Thomas
Intramural All Star Jarsh Beckstein
Gank Squad First Team Matt Stoffel
Jon Otter
Jarsh Beckstein
Brett Gobe
Kevin Mosher
Gank Squad Second Team Brad Anderson
Eric Democko
Eric Carney
Joe Vivian
Bill Jeffers
Best Halloween Costume Serena Dibble
Best Halloween Costume - Honorable Mentions Brian Walden
Bill Jeffers
The Amstel Bottle
Best Apple Bobber Brett Gobe
Stupid Award Award E Board

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The First Annual Pep Band Photo Scavenger Hunt

January, 2001

The winner (because many of you just decided to keep your camera, even though we gave it to you for free) is Eric Democko. Yup, that's right. I know, I know. I had to re-check the score myself, but he had some solid pictures from the trip. Notable mention goes to the pic of Bill humping the Lexus. Now that's comedy!

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The First Annual Pep Band Scavenger Hunt

November, 2000

We started another tradition this year with the scavenger hunt. We figured we needed something to keep us busy on road trips instead of aimlessly walking around the mall for hours waiting for game time. This years winner, with a ridiculous amount of stuff was Gumby! He now holds the trophy. That is, unless he can win the next hunt.

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The First Annual Pep Band Awards Picnic

April, 1999
At the end of every year, we hold a picnic/BBQ/Kickball game to celebrate another good year. This year we dicided to start the tradition of giving out awards to certain pep band members who went above their call and did a little extra.

And now the awards...
Award Recipient
Outstanding Punctuality (Do I detect some Sarcasm?)  Greg "Little" Dilmore
Best Ass Shaking Skill  Eric Carney
The Presidential Award (AKA the Hillary Clinton Award) Karyn Smith
Best New Cheer : Winner  Brett "Gobie" Gobe - "Pep Band Chants Anything" and the Woo 
Hoo song
                             Honorable Mention Kevin "Gumby" Meyer - 
"1 -2 -3 - 4 Play!"
Best Duet:         Winners Jeff "Homebrew" Plante and Kevin Graves - James Brown doing MMM-Bop!
                        Honorable Mention  Steve Faux and Josh "Jarsh" Beckstein - Puddin'
Most Improved Bandie  Matt "Backass" Backus
Most Random Phrases at The most Random Times Jeff Wager
Homebrew Award Homebrew
Most Likely To Start Shit Alicia Mayville
Mack Daddy Award  Eric Democko
Sloppy Schoolie Award:  Winner Serena Dibble
                                        Honorable Mention Margaret Joslyn
Most likely to sumersault randomally across floors at parties and  then lose in a somersault competition to the frequently absent president  Jeff   Bernacki
Who brought that guy/girl? Award     Winner  Todd "Animal" Suydam
                                                              Honorable Mention Margaret Joslyn
Most Popped Virgin Award Kevin Graves
Maybe if you showed up..... Award       Winner Rachel Gagne
                                                                Honorable Mention Tim Boss
                                                                Honorable Mention Kevin Graves
Most Likely to be Music Majors Tim Boss and Charlie Blackmer
Best Alumni Cheers Todd and Tony for "Colgate Bites My Nuts" and "How's Mom, Dad's Well"
Best Hair Piece  Brett Gobe
The Kevin Mayne Award Jay Serra
Most Times Quoted in a Newsletter Bill Jeffers
DLB All Stars  Steve Faux
Animal
Brett Gobe
Jeff Bernacki
Jay Macdowell
Gank Squad:  First Team  Jarsh (Captain)
Kevin Mosher
Shane Mullen
Steve Faux
Tom Thomas
                       Second Team  Bill Jeffers
Karyn Smith
Eric Carney
Jeff Bernacki
Jeff Wager
Lifetime Acievement Award Homebrew
Broomball Awards
Dizzy Broom  Jarsh, Karyn Smith and Alcia Mayville
Ice Sprint Shawn Freeburn
Ice Slide "Winner" Jarsh
Longest Slide  Eric Carney
Best Interception Jeff Bernacki

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That's it for the awards, until next year. So if you didn't get an award this year try extra hard next year and you may find yourself on the list.