Iin no particular order. (aka. coolest first)

SUPER-SWEET SENIORS
	Holmes: -the theme of his life.... "Cuz your pretty when im drunk" -has a life long dream of going hoging with Mike.... Crocker can come too.
	Betsy:(Frosty Bitch) -Is a frosty Bitch -gets super cross-eyed when she's drunk.
	Christine:(Fatty) -Has made out with everybody ever -Loves to be puked on by JR -Quit frisbee fror a REAL sport like cross country running. You know that "sport" where you run through the woods allot.
SENIORS
	JR: -Loves to throw up on Christine..... and Laura -Has very beautiful hands -Is a giant pain in the ass -has NEVER used sarcasm in a sentence. ever. -Junior sleeps so much that bears waking up from hibernation think he's a lazy basttard.
	Hints: -Honestly the most beutifull boy EVER -gets dumped by schoolies (clarkson high-school students) -His other penis is a vagina -Loves it when Mike Powers makes out with his sister. -Is hopelessly in love with Josh's girlfriend and has been scheeming to kill Josh since they first met in 2005. -If your reading this hints.... Do the dishes!
	Charles:(Charles in charge) -Routinely passes out after one beer (usually in a corner) -Was secretly trained as a NINJA!! "GET OFF THE LAWN!" -was pronounced dead last year in Georgia after 22 shots. luckelly Mary used her witchcraft to bring him back to life. He was asked if he was "ok" at which point he was rumered to say "I could use another shot "
	Holly:(moma Bear) -loves to cook and clean for us. -and LOVES Mike Powers -Loves to cheat on her boyfriend, with as many boys as possible. (sorry Acer) -Was once a Asian man, but failed her driving test. so she became a woman. -The only thing Holly fears is the feminist's natural enemy: logic. -Holly is silly enough to think she enjoys cooking by choice, not DNA.
	Karen(Mel): -Loves to do funnels -really wants to hook up with Mike Powers but Holly (cock blocker of the century) won't let her.
	Casual: -Is the Official Chief of Fun (all high dive events must be approved) -his last name is "sex" -has an ironic last name -is ALWAYS angry -makes elvis look like a chump
	Sarah: -loves Jesus -has SKYED multiple RIT allums while rounding off a backflip, and then she waved her hand and made them all sterile.
	Mary: -we arn't going to pick on mary, "she's just too easy" -we all love mary
	Kim: -Is not a girl (just kidding) -Is a avid feminist -Cries when he watches Bambi.
	Laura: -Is our lovely ex-treasurerer
JUNIORS
	Rasta: -a former member of the Jamacan Bobsled team -Got taken to the hospital by "the fun police" -MACK N' CHEESE!! -" where the bitches at??"
	Poonani: -sure to screw up a sure thing.... 4 times! -"I think it would be best if you leave..." -His favorite past time is writing poetry, saveing pupies, and donateing to the "Blind drivers of America". -And if your not a girl, you know that his favorite past times are farting, swearing and throwing fecies at the blind.. -his penis is actually a smiley-face. -"pssst...schwan, can i have some condoms?"
	Schwan: -Loves to play Detonator -the new Gumbie, at least with respect to being naked. -"dude, I just had the stangest dream..." -likes to head-but plaster walls -schwann could hurt himself in a mcdonald's playplace -Schwan once donkey punched himself during sex. -I know ive told you this before, but your love-making music is awesome. im just a bit confused why you listen to it while you do your homework.
	Roarie: -Clutch, what else can I say? -Has to run around in the shower to get wet. -his favorite book is "the little engine that could" -"if you can catch a frisbee... you can catch syphillis."
	C-Lit: -don't tell Animal Rites.... but there are a whole lot of dead cats in that bag he is carrying -He also likes writing poetry.
SOPHMORS
	Pickels: -Ask his mom why his dick bleeds -His penis is a Vagina... it bleeds -two words "pickel juice" -Blackout drunk just about 24-7, but he has a tell, when hes sober he wears glasses.
	Nickels: -SUCKS at bowling -Can not controll the volume of his voice (him and betsy would get allong) -His crotch is red (just like Pickels)
	Crumples: -Tries to fly -ps. she's a B-A-B-E BABE! -likes to make out with rastas girlfriend in bagel shoppes
	Belinda: -would be real good at the limbo... but not really -he was tall enough for every ride at the state fair as a sperm
	Smalls: -KILLING ME! -is the co-founder of some Ska band recording conglomorate.
	Reed Rob: -Mike powers and Holmes regularly tag team his girlfriend (its under the tarp so its not cheating) -has a bit of a problem with dip and cars, and by problem i mean, pukeing problem. -1% of the time reed is right EVERYTIME -reed could talk the ears of a brass monkey -high dive has recently been looking into creating a spam filter for reeds mouth, but filters are only necessary when some things are important enough not to be filtered This comic single handedly got Reed interested in smoking: www.explosm.net/comics/156
	Dewalt: -is a tool, get it? -Has great taste in porn-----NOTTT! -He's the sketchy kid at the party -He would give the unibomber a run for his money -hes the DD who crashes, hes really got no excuse though, the last DD crash we had was a woman.
	The Juu's: -Schwan loves to clean up this kid's puke, yes, the puke that was allllll over our bathroomm for 2 weeks, and it was NOT moldy, at all. nope, nada. -his nose is almost as big as our original Joo
	J-Reed -J-reed and Olin are dateing, and are engajed to be married on October 37th -Has a part in the WORST advertiseing campain spending ever (he has a tatoo of the WallMart smile face on his ass) unfortunately for wall mart... did i say unfortunately? nobody has ever seen it.
	Olin: -Runs around like a god-damn squerrel -Likes to bounce his face off of the smith limo rail
	Karas: -Karas quit RIT's team for ours, because it turns out we are just WAY too good looking. -Karas has never been seen further than ten feet, 37 inches from a rum and coke.
	Fonix: - Likes to do chicks in the butt. and on a scale of 1-10... he does it RAWDOWG -Got dome from his friends mom... she said it tastes like poop. -PS. thats his sister.... and she is hot.
	Steve McQueen: -can jump a barb-wire fence on a motorcycle -Loves the bottom of a 4 way.... espeshally if its on the hood of a car. - lo