OUR SLUTTY ALUMNI....

	Sam: (08') -Gets beat up by roid-rage induced Stateies who work at the campus center pizza place. who, to his knowledge were un-prevoked. -P.S. Sam and Jason are conjoind twins, they're just real good at hiding it. -Sam once called "strip" during a game and not surprisingly Jason took off his pants. -when asked what their favorite color is, neither can decide, so they just go with the RAINBOW.
	Jason: (08') -"what are you worried about holly? its sunday! we got all week!" -Thinks that snowballs are the key to a good party. -Has also found that snowballs are profficiant at prevokeing roid-rage induced staties who work at the campus center pizza place.. -when we went camping sam wore a fanny pack, and jason helped him put it on, but it wasn't the first time one of them strapped something on the other
	Josh: (Crazy Will) (08') -Josh can mispell numbers. -gets drunk under the table by girls all the time. -Josh holds the world record for looking the most smoked out without smoking. -he throws with both hands so that when he forgets his left and right it doesn't matter -Josh only writes Juniors name as JR because he doesn't know how to spell "junior" -he still misspells JR
	Former President CORY: (08') -BEAR SONG "Candycane... Come in Candycane" -Cory and Mike are co-founders for discovering the greatest time in the universe... 10:37 -lives in a tree house all summer long. and it is the most bitchen tree house EVER.
	CROCKER: (08') -is the dumbest smart kid you'll ever meet. -loves stogies and throwing everything he ownes down the stairs.... allong with everything Mike owns..... - Hes a F***ing moron -Crocker.. why arent you playing offence?..... "because I was playing Defence!" -never answers his phone, but if your looking for him, all you need do is follow the trail of beer cans.
	Mike Powers:(Mike Powers) (08') -Loves to make out with Hints's sister -"i think 3 ambian was 1 too many" -obeys all trafic laws, including the one that says 136 in a 65 is legal as long as your passing in the break-down lane. -is widely known for haveing a HUGE penis -Hot damn.... sooo good.... soo cheap
	Former president Joo: (07') -Extremely politically correct... NOT!!! -Loves drunk driving -Has a huge shnoz and loves dradles
	Former president Kip: ('07) -Blacks out hard on his 21st birthday and has yet to remember anything about the night... but we do, he had decided he coulden't make it to the toilet and, going for the bigger of targets, he boots in his bathtub. -This kid is clutch -TYLER SAVES
	Former president Acer: (06' and 1/2) -the most awsomest person ever. -clutch player and insane handler -is amazingly beutifull, seriously look at that mug. -Plays for our "B" team
	Rage: (06' and 1/2) -Is wanted for "clinging" in 3 states. -droped out of school after 20 years of shinanigans.... we were sad to see him go. -has NEVER had sex in Joo's car... or Josh's... who's next? -Loves to make out with Josh (and ugly chicks) - Josh is not ugly
	DAN: (drop out 06') -Loves to tackle people. on the field. yes, we have told him disc is a non-contact sport. yes, he still tackles people. -Failed out of school by just having way to much fun rooming with his best bud Josh. -Can drink 40 hands in 12 minuts -at VTC, his frisbee nick name is "bulls eye", we liked to cal him "huck it into the ground some more why dontchya"
	Karen: (05') -Is secretly in love with wheels. no. actually they are kinda obvious about it.... is'cool -Is WAY nicer than Holly (Holly is a big oll' meanie pants)
	Money: (05') -Is a cheff. no, really, but hes never cooked anything for me.... )-:
	Former presedent JY: (05') -I would say hes a stocker but that would be mean.... yet compleatly true -Has REAL nice legs.
	Andy lee: (05') -HATES drinking -recently started Bolivias best selling weight-loss program. "get a tape worm and the pounds will melt off!!" -Lives in Bolivia -runs a drug smuggleing ring Andy- "you know what would be great?... a blow job" (the next morning) Braud- "WHAT THE F*** happend to my KNEES!!"
	(Dirty hippie) Jay : (05') -Is a dirty hippie -rocks out mopeds like nobodies business.
	Former President WHEELS: (04') -"spring break 1, spring break 2.." -nothin like a good white russian. -JFM, FTW (Just For Men, For The Win) -"Clown on that shit Charles!" -...... dyeing his own eyebrows......nuf said.
	YAK: (04') -Has an uncanny ability to fall flat on his back from high heights in riverside basements -Has gotten so good at disc since graduation hes learned to catch frisbees with his face... I guess hes still working out the kinks....
	Former president Gumby: (03') -Loves being Nakid -Is kinda like schwan, but more punk rock
	Mary: (09') -we arn't going to pick on mary, "she's just too easy" -we all love mary
	Christine:(Fatty) -Has made out with everybody ever -Loves to be puked on by JR -Quit frisbee fror a REAL sport like cross country running. You know that "sport" where you run through the woods allot.
	Roarie: -Clutch, what else can I say? -Has to run around in the shower to get wet. -his favorite book is "the little engine that could" -"if you can catch a frisbee... you can catch syphillis."
	Laura: -Is our lovely ex-treasurerer
	The Juu's: -Schwan loves to clean up this kid's puke, yes, the puke that was allllll over our bathroomm for 2 weeks, and it was NOT moldy, at all. nope, nada. -his nose is almost as big as our original Joo
	Holmes: -the theme of his life.... "Cuz your pretty when im drunk" -has a life long dream of going hoging with Mike.... Crocker can come too.
	Betsy:(Frosty Bitch) -Is a frosty Bitch -gets super cross-eyed when she's drunk.
	Holly:(Momma Bear) -she's still struggling to end womens suffrage -and LOVES Mike Powers -Loves to cheat on her boyfriend, with as many boys as possible. (sorry Acer) -Was once a Asian man, but failed her driving test. so she became a woman. -The only thing Holly fears is the feminist's natural enemy: logic. -Holly is silly enough to think she enjoys cooking by choice, not DNA.
	Karen(Mel): -Loves to do funnels -really wants to hook up with Mike Powers but Holly (cock blocker of the century) won't let her.
	Casual: -Is the Official Chief of Fun (all high dive events must be approved) -his last name is "sex" -has an ironic last name -is ALWAYS angry -makes elvis look like a chump
	Sarah: -loves Jesus -has SKYED multiple RIT allums while rounding off a backflip, and then she waved her hand and made them all sterile.
	Kim: -Is not a girl (just kidding) -Is a avid feminist -Cries when he watches Bambi.
	C-Lit: -don't tell Animal Rites.... but there are a whole lot of dead cats in that bag he is carrying -He also likes writing poetry.

OUR SLUTTY GROUPIES....

	Bill Burns: -Loves to pick up hot babes while cruising on his moped. -Unfortunately his moped is all he has left.... (shwan dicided Canton would be a good place to nap.... while driving... yep, hindsite is 20-20. -is at lest 40 years old, the signs include... recuring wisky-dick, his love of the 'caprice', his leather driving gloves. -haha, he gets wisky-dick!! -real good with a clutch
	Ben: (Mr. Hands) -Is not on the team -Is a giant Virgin (but does have a HUGE cock) -Is a freshman -is known to get a tid-bit roudy when he gets a few deep -lit his hands on fire while he was screwing around with his zippo. hence the name "hands"
	Nick: -Always the sketchy kid at the party. -his bike seat is small, hard and plastic, we think this might have somthing to do with his personality.
	Broadzilla: -came with us to VT.... Josh later cracked her over the head with a rolling pin... it WAS intentionall. -Is REALLY anoying.

Bill Burns:

-Loves to pick up hot babes while cruising on his moped.
-Unfortunately his moped is all he has left.... (shwan dicided Canton would be a good place to nap.... while driving... yep, hindsite is 20-20.
-is at lest 40 years old, the signs include... recuring wisky-dick, his love of the 'caprice', his leather driving gloves.
-haha, he gets wisky-dick!!
-real good with a clutch

Ben: (Mr. Hands)

-Is not on the team
-Is a giant Virgin (but does have a HUGE cock)
-Is a freshman
-is known to get a tid-bit roudy when he gets a few deep
-lit his hands on fire while he was screwing around with his zippo. hence the name "hands"

Nick:

-Always the sketchy kid at the party.
-his bike seat is small, hard and plastic, we think this might have somthing to do with his personality.

Broadzilla:

-came with us to VT.... Josh later cracked her over the head with a rolling pin... it WAS intentionall.
-Is REALLY anoying.