Iin no particular order. (aka. coolest first)

SUPER-SWEET SENIORS
	JR: -Loves to throw up on Christine..... and Laura -Has very beautiful hands -Is a giant pain in the ass -has NEVER used sarcasm in a sentence. ever. -Junior sleeps so much that bears waking up from hibernation think he's a lazy basttard.
	Hints: -Hints is the most laziest boy ever. -Did i mention hes lazy? -His 'truck' is a 'pussy' wagon. -his first wasnt 8b14's last. -Loves it when Mike Powers makes out with his sister -Won the award for 'Best Web Master...ever' -masturbates with his tears
	Charles:(Charles in charge) -Routinely passes out after one beer (usually in a corner) -Was secretly trained as a NINJA!! "GET OFF THE LAWN!" -was pronounced dead last year in Georgia after 22 shots. luckelly Mary used her witchcraft to bring him back to life. He was asked if he was "ok" at which point he was rumered to say "I could use another shot "
SENIORS
	Rasta: -a former member of the Jamacan Bobsled team -Got taken to the hospital by "the fun police" -MACK N' CHEESE!! -" where the bitches at??"
	Poonani: -sure to screw up a sure thing.... 4 times! -"I think it would be best if you leave..." -His favorite past time is writing poetry, saveing pupies, and donateing to the "Blind drivers of America". -And if your not a girl, you know that his favorite past times are farting, swearing and throwing fecies at the blind.. -his penis is actually a smiley-face. -"pssst...schwan, can i have some condoms?"
	Schwan: -Loves to play Detonator -the new Gumbie, at least with respect to being naked. -"dude, I just had the stangest dream..." -likes to head-but plaster walls -schwann could hurt himself in a mcdonald's playplace -Schwan once donkey punched himself during sex. -I know ive told you this before, but your love-making music is awesome. im just a bit confused why you listen to it while you do your homework.
JUNIORS
	Pickels: -Ask his mom why his dick bleeds -His penis is a Vagina... it bleeds -two words "pickel juice" -Blackout drunk just about 24-7, but he has a tell, when hes sober he wears glasses.
	Nickels: -SUCKS at bowling -Can not controll the volume of his voice (him and betsy would get allong) -His crotch is red (just like Pickels)
	Crumples: -Tries to fly -ps. she's a B-A-B-E BABE! -likes to make out with rastas girlfriend in bagel shoppes
	Belinda: -would be real good at the limbo... but not really -he was tall enough for every ride at the state fair as a sperm -i feel like a four year old guys.
	Smalls: -KILLING ME! -is the co-founder of some Ska band recording conglomorate.
	Reed Rob: -Mike powers and Holmes regularly tag team his girlfriend (its under the tarp so its not cheating) -has a bit of a problem with dip and cars, and by problem i mean, pukeing problem. -10.37% of the time reed is right NONE OF THE TIME -reed could talk the ears of a brass monkey -high dive has recently been looking into creating a spam filter for reeds mouth, but filters are only necessary when some things are important enough not to be filtered This comic single handedly got Reed interested in smoking: www.explosm.net/comics/156
	Dewalt: -is a tool, get it? -Has great taste in porn-----NOTTT! -He's the sketchy kid at the party -He would give the unibomber a run for his money -hes the DD who crashes, hes really got no excuse though, the last DD crash we had was a woman. -he's got it in for the trees
	J-Reed -J-reed and Olin are dateing, and are engajed to be married on October 37th -Has a part in the WORST advertiseing campain spending ever (he has a tatoo of the WallMart smile face on his ass) unfortunately for wall mart... did i say unfortunately? nobody has ever seen it.
	Olin: -Runs around like a god-damn squerrel -Likes to bounce his face off of the smith limo rail
	Karas: -Karas quit RIT's team for ours, because it turns out we are just WAY too good looking. -Karas has never been seen further than ten feet, 37 inches from a rum and coke.
	Fonix: - Likes to do chicks in the butt. and on a scale of 1-10... he does it RAWDOWG -Got dome from his friends mom... she said it tastes like poop. -PS. thats his sister.... and she is hot. -likes to spread mono everywhere
	Steve McQueen: -can jump a barb-wire fence on a motorcycle -Loves the bottom of a 4 way.... espeshally if its on the hood of a car. -

SOPHMORES
	Taurus: -Even shorter and fatter than christine - Can sell discs better than he can catch frisbees (taurus has sold zero discs) - loves cleaning even more than holly and mel combined!
	Paris: -has been plotting to steal nickles' soul for years - Can sell discs better than he can catch frisbees (paris has sold zero discs) - his gf comes up to clarkson for her weekly high dive gang bang... sorry you had to find out this way paris (im not really sorry)
lo	Devlin: - BAMF - Only freshmen able to catch a disc (but devlin has still sold zero discs) -GOT ANY WEED? "no" -WELL THEN FUCK YOU!4 -
FRESHMEN
	Taurus: -Even shorter and fatter than christine - Can sell discs better than he can catch frisbees (taurus has sold zero discs) - loves cleaning even more than holly and mel combined!
	Paris: -has been plotting to steal nickles' soul for years - Can sell discs better than he can catch frisbees (paris has sold zero discs) - his gf comes up to clarkson for her weekly high dive gang bang... sorry you had to find out this way paris (im not really sorry)
lo	Devlin: - BAMF - Only freshmen able to catch a disc (but devlin has still sold zero discs) -GOT ANY WEED? "no" -WELL THEN FUCK YOU!4 -
	BAMFBAMF Slim Pickins -Probably too tall for his own good. -If you thought Bielenda was awkward, wait until you meet this fuckin kid. -"She doesnt know that i'm single yet" -He's a god damn prehistoric turtle for christs' sake. -he got a massive concussion and lost his vision...his ability to catch went up. -
	Zeej -if you don't know what it is you can't afford it, buddy. -hates the bills along with Smalls and Steve (They fucking lost to the browns) His letter to play in a tourny: Pj bukowski, freshman. Reasons: A. I will play detonator and beat anyone. B. When I get drunk I claim I can do a split and sometimes successfully attempt it. I have yet to try sober for fear of excruciating pain. C. I have 27 inch penis and I keep my ball sac cleanly shaven G. I have always wanted to fuck a chick fromBinghamton with my 27 inch cleanly shaven cock. -
	Sean -it has to be legal -yo, i play varsity ultimate, watch out. -used to bang Brendan back in good ol' NH. LIVE FREE OR DIE. -
	HOT HOLLY: -dopest dope i've ever smoked -Likes to drink coffee, but hates the taste. -thank god that cockblock holly isn't around anymore. -no lie. -can throw a mean hammer, rawdawg. -almost as much of a babe as sue morris
	Eileen -this bitch can RUN -FAST -
	premee -postal? -her name says it all -if you thought betsy could get sloppy...
	man gyn-uhh -dont play 40 hands with him unless youve got 3 hours to kill. -
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	Devlin: - BAMF - Only freshmen able to catch a disc (but devlin has still sold zero discs) -
	Devlin: - BAMF - Only freshmen able to catch a disc (but devlin has still sold zero discs) -
	Devlin: - BAMF - Only freshmen able to catch a disc (but devlin has still sold zero discs) -